10.23.2007

The Shungak Awards at Ang Mahiwagang WangWang


After a serious backlog, here they are..........

The 'CHILD ENDANGERMENT Award' goes to

This tricycle driver along Katipunan. First off, tricycles are not allowed along that stretch. Second, ano nga ba ulit yung award mo???
The 'CHILD & PARTNER ENDANGERMENT Award' goes to

This motorcycle driver along EDSA, Santolan. I have a clearer shot but I opted to use this one just for you to see how fast he was going. Notice his passenger isn't wearing a helmet, not to mention the poor kid with no protection whatsoever (in case of a smash) sanwiched between them...............
The 'WHATEVERPLANETDIDYOUCOMEFROM Award' goes to

This couple along Alabang. Not only is there a kid in between BUT................Pssst, Mr. Pogi, your helmet can in no way protect you in case you crash since you're not even wearing the damn thing, your baseball cap is!!!
And Honey, THAT AIN'T A HELMET. That's a hard hat.
The 'MATIKAS Award' goes to


This soldier along EDSA Ortigas.How the heck can you protect the country when you can't even protect your wife, girfriend, whoever she is........


The 'WHATEVERITISYOURPROFESSIONANDWHYTHEHECKAREYOUINIT Award' goes to

Not one..................But two policemen along Quezon Avenue.....................How the heck are you going to enforce a very simple law that you cannot even follow.....................

Need I say more????


The 'SHUNGAK AWARD' goes to

ALL THE SUV's WITH MATCHING CONVOYS + PNP ENTOURAGE + WANG WANG

If you traverse the streets of Manila on a regular basis, I'm sure you've encountered them. It usually starts with a motorcycle. They intimidate everyone by bullying every single vehicle in sight to move aside so that his/ her majesty can get through traffic!!! Anak ng tinapay, wala namang hari at reyna sa Pilipinas!!!! Akala ko ba demokarasya tayo????!!!! As if that's not enough, this privilege (???) is sometimes even extended to the spouse, children, grandchildren, syota ng anak, pati ata kabit.................. Heck no, simple SUV's do not appeal to them. It's usually Lincoln Navigators, Cadillac Escalades, Lexus LX (s), GMC Yukons & Suburbans, and the like that strike their fancy. Akala ko ba third world country tayo???

Ano nga ba yung sabi sa kanta ni Christina Aguilera??? la la la 'you must talk so big to make up for smaller things' la la And what the heck is a 'wang wang'??? Well as if the intimidating convoy isn't enough to aggravate you, they need, I repeat, they need this loud siren that goes 'wang wang wang' to announce their prescence.
I'd understand this kind of treatment for the President but..................


One question though, who the heck is footing the bill for all this nonsense, I mean luho???!!! Ahem pork ahem barrel ahem ahem ahem


Nagtatanong lang po.............. Something to chew on, pero apparently manhid na ang panga ko sa kakanguya mwahahaha

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10.07.2007

The Shungak Awards - Traffic Violators of the Week

And the winners are:


The 'OVERLOADING' Award goes to..........

This bus somewhere along East Avenue................

The 'COUNTERFLOWING' Award goes to.................

These 2 pedicabs and the bicycle traling behind them along Elliptical Road, Quezon Memorial Circle. Circle nga di ba, clockwise ang flow diyan, mga shungak...........
The 'DUMB AS ON OX' Award goes to.........

All the tricycles along Katipunan................Why????Care to know what this sign says???????I don't know if it's ignorance or pigheadedness, maybe both. What do you think??????


The 'HELMET' Award goes to..............

The passenger of this motorcycle along West Avenue.
The helmet is for your head, not to be used as a purse. Isuot mo nga yan at wag mo isukbit sa kamay mo.............

The 'SUICIDAL/ HOMICIDAL' Award goes to....................

The 3 morons aboard this motorcycle along Del Monte Avenue. For Chrissakes, tatlo na nga kayo, pare pareho pa kayong walang mga helmet.............
The 'SIGA' Award goes to.............

The driver of this truck along Katipunan Avenue. What the heck is wrong with you????!!!

And the 'SHUNGAK AWARD' goes to...................


These 2 Quezon City Traffic Enforcers along Elliptical Road, Quezon Memorial Circle.........

No helmets.......... Wrong body positioning................ And your job again is to do what????

Say cheese..............

I therefore conclude that................

The Law applies to all, or only to some????


Watch out next week for more 'Shungak Awards'.................

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