Pinoy Text Messaging
Yesterday, as I was checking my cell, I was amazed to find 782 messages in my Inbox alone. I browsed through them and I got to read only about 40 and I'm reminded why I couldn't delete them in the first place.
Since the birth of the modern cellphone, text messaging has been an integral part of Pinoy culture. The Philippines was the first in Asia to use text messaging. We even hold the most number of text messages sent all across the globe. You'd see people here texting while walking, eating, driving, in the theaters/ cinemas, in schools, in church (my pet peeve), practically just about anytime and anywhere.
I'm not an avid texter although I do receive a lot of text messages (on a daily basis) from my siblings, my titas, friends, especially from my dear cousin Louise A.K.A. Duday. Some of them religious, some gross, some really 'green' (if you know what I mean wink wink), some for special occasions, some just plain hilarious. And since I have hundreds to share, I'll start with just a few. I hope you understand basic text lingo. Here they are, well at least some of them.............
(Quotable Quotes)
Famous Quotes:
1. Better late than pregnant
2. Pag may tiyaga, gudluck
3. Aanhin pa ang damo, kung bato na ang uso
4. Pag binato ka ng bato, kawawa ka naman
5. Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika, lumaki sa ibang bansa
6. Ang taong nagigipit, sa Bumbay kumakapit.
7. Cleanliness is nxt to 2 Godliness, Oiliness is nxt to blemishes
8. Kapag may isinuksok, may mabubuntis
9. Ang taong naglalakad ng matulin, pawisan
10. Pagkahaba haba man ng prusisyon, mauubusan din ng kandila
Modern Philosophies:
1. If ur father is poor, it's ur fate. If ur father-in-law is poor, it's ur stupidity
2. An apple a day is not an apple at night
3. When the cat is away, the mouse is alone
4. If others can do it, don't help
5. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
6. Love thy neighbor but don't get caught
7. Love is fotogenic. It needs darkness to develop
8. Ur future depends on ur dreams, so go to sleep
9. Children in backseats cause accidents, accidents in backseats cause children
10. Save water. Shower with partner.
(Para sa mga tomador)
10 UTOS SA PAG-INOM:
1. wag makulit habang umiinom
2. wag matakaw sa pulutan (hindi ito picnic)
3. wag patagalin ang baso (dahil may naghhntay)
4. wag inom lang ng inom (bumili ka rin)
5. uminom ng diretso sa tiyan (wag sa ulo)
6. magparamdam kng uuwi na (di ung bigla ka na lng mawawala)
7. magtabi ng pamasahe (para di ka maglakad pauwi ng bahay)
8. wag matutulog sa harap ng kainuman kung may tama o lasing na
9. cguraduhing sa bahay ang uwi kpag lasing na
10. sa kanal o sa inidoro sumuka (wag sa katabi)
(Para sa mga may LQ)
pag nagalit sa u
ang minamahal m
at ayaw 2migil
s kssumbat s u
wag ka magalit
wag ka sumabay
yakapin mo sya
@ ibulong sa kanya
"kulang ka n naman sa sex no?
Cge hubad na!"
(On Cartoon characters)
Cartoon characters that r bad influences to our kids:
1. Dora the Explorer (lakwachera)
2. Blue's Clues (mahilig magkalat)
3. Winnie the Pooh (lumalabas ng walang panty)
4. Spongebob (bobong tanga)
5. Kids next door (mga gagong bata)
6. Winx (malalanding ilusyonada)
7. Barney (baklang dinosaur)
(Movies)
Tagalog Translation 4 English Movies:
1. Black Hawk Down - ibong maitim s ibba
2. Dead Man's Chest - dodo ng patay
3. There's Something About Mary - May kwan sa ano ni Maria
4. Nightmare Before Christmas - Bangungot sa Noche Buena
5. Lord of the Rings - Ang Alahero
6. Employee of the Month - Ang Sipsip
7. The Fast & The Furious - Ang bitin, galit
8. Too fast, Too Furious - Pag sobrang bitin, sobrang galit
9. Snakes on a Plane - Nag-ahasan sa ere
10. Resident Evil - Ang Biyenan
(For those of you who are broke - this works haha)
problemado ka ba
at walang pera???
eto ang sagot dyan
Juz text:
NANAY_PENGE_
(Chinese names)
Newly Born Chinese names:
born secretly: TINA GO
born swindled: LINO CO
born alternately: SALLY TAN
born accused: MACY SY
born honest: UMA MING
born dark: ANDY LIM
born fat: LUCKY CHAN
born fatter: BOB UY
born evil: DAEMON YU
born flirt: ALAN DY
born smelly: KELLY KAY LEE
born different: EVA YAN
born incomplete: COLE ANG
born sick: HATCH CHENG
born cute: EDDY MI
haha
(Melanie Marquez jokes)
TOP 10 Melanie Marquez jokes:
1. I cudn't care a damn
2. What's ur next class before this?
3. Can u repeat that 4 the 2nd time around once more from the top?
4. Ang tatay ko ang only living legend na buhay
5. Come, let's join us
6. I don't eat meat. I'm not a carnival
7. Don't touch me not
8. Hello? 4 a while. Pls hang yourself
9. Hello, my brother Joey is out of town. Wud u lyk 2 wait?
10. Don't judge my brother. He's not a book
Here's another:
A coñotic girl
spots Melanie Marquez and calls out,
"Hey,
Bitch!"
Melanie gets upset.
Enraged,
she yells back,
"Never,
ever,
EVER,
call me HEY!"
hahaha..............
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