Ramblings of A Hormonal Bitch

Or is it raving lunatic??? Or perimenstrual wretch??? You decide.......

Ramblings, at random.......

When I first started wakeboarding nearly 4 years ago, words I could use to describe the scene were 'tranquil', 'serene', and 'a place of solitude'. Now it seems more like a carnival. I do not, will not, and/or won't ever haul my fat ass 185 kilometers (one way) and waste precious gasoline to simply watch artistas, intyendes.........

I was skimming through a primer on women's rights when I stumbled upon an injustice, I mean injunction. Apparently (in my beloved country), if a woman is charged with adultery, she gets a 6-year jail sentence BUT if a man is caught keeping a mistress, he gets to face a maximum term of only 4 years. What the f***! We have so many women in congress right now, what the heck are they doing??? Their nails???

Can anybody tell me the male equivalent of the word 'bitch'? I can't seem to find any..........