Chuvaness... Chakaness... Eclavu...: Your Questions Answered

Here are my answers to some of the messages and emails I've received over the past week.......................

To AM, AD, MS, D, RDS.........Yes, I took ALL those pics in my motorcycle post myself. Some of which while driving. Bad, I know. Well, what am I to do, ang titigas ng mga ulo nila. You'd be surprised that 80% of those pics were taken within a 10 kilometer radius from where we live. Grabe noh. There are times Joel has to grab my camera away from me in fear of me being attacked or accused a paparazzo. Unless I specify a photo credit, the picture was taken by yours truly. Nga pala, the other day in Greenhills I saw a parked black Lincoln Navigator with plate number ---111, I know it belongs to an Estrada. While drooling, I was about to pull out my camera when Joel pulls me away from the very luxurious vehicle. Baka mapagkamalan daw akong paparazzo and/or stalker at huntingin ako bigla mwahaha..............

To MW..........As for my age, go figure..........Sinabi ko na ngang snake ako eh. If you want my mental age, then I'm 10. Although I'm always told I look like I'm 17 bwahahaha (kapal)...................

To RSI..............My pills seem to be doing the trick as my mood swings are gone (well, almost) and the dry spell is over haha. Joel sure is very, very happy wink wink.....................

To TTP & TJA............Thanks for the very nice emails you sent. Touched ako. I hope you get to read all my posts. I'm gonna dedicate a post I'm finishing to both of you, I just need a few more pics to complete it mwah mwah.................

Also pipol, please stop butchering my blog title and my blog address......................

My blog name is CHUVANESS......CHAKANESS......ECLAVU......
NOT chuvaneness,
NOT chuvachenes,
NOT chenenes..................
Why that name? It's a term of endearment my sisters and I have been using for the longest time, long before it even became as overused as it is now........................

My blog address is http://blackbaies.blogspot.com/
NOT blackbabies,
NOT blackbees,
NOT blackies..................
Why that blog address? Well,
blackmamba.blogspot was taken,
so was black_mamba
so was blackmamba007,
pati blackmamba7, blackwater, black_water, blackwater7, blackwater007,
dahil sa pagod na pagod na ako sa kaka re type, lumingon ako at VIOLA............
I see my favorite candle, staring at me from my side table, and because I love black and she's black.................the rest is history.

Although I still count myself lucky since black_mamba was still available for a username, so that I'm using now. BTW, baies (pronounced bays) is French for berries, just so you know...............

Clear???

P.S. Chizms itech, remember the woman in my plastic surgery post? Grabe, I saw a very recent picture of her in a mag, and not only are her boobs, nose, lips fake.... pati eyelids niya na rin.....she used to be pretty, now I think she's starting to look like a freak....... ewan ko lang kung alin pa.......Did you know there is such a thing as labiaplasty? It's the surgical reduction and reshaping of the labia................isip isip

Trout lips + Bisugo eyes + Silcone or saline jugs + phony nose = (photo credit: MSN.com)