Statutes for Daily Living

1. Do not judge others, and you will not be judged. For you will be treated as you treat others. The standard you use in judging is the standard by which you will be judged.
Matthew 7:1-2

2. Homo sapiens is the species to which all modern human beings belong. We are all human, we belong to one species. Don't think for one minute you are inferior to the next guy. What are you, a primate?

3. Same goes for the opposite. Do not think you are superior to the next guy. You are not GOD.

4. Self-absorption can be so tacky. Stop proclaiming that the law was invented for the sole purpose of punishing you. If you haven't been breaking every single law there is, you probably won't be in that position to begin with. Laws have been in existence since 18th century B.C. maybe even longer, who knows. Look it up and stop breaking it you moron.

5. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.

6. Unless you want your 5-year old daughter to become a harlot, stop dressing her up like one.

7. Oh, and yeah, Spongebob is definitely gay.

8. Ignore this list.