Signs (Part Un)

Filipinos have an excellent command of the English language. Hence it is but natural that most of us may as well be Grammar nazis. On a recent trip to Bangkok, I chanced upon a myriad of grammatical blunders

At a hotel washroom........

For people who have a deathwish........
For those who want it sooner........

A game??? Fill in the blanks perhaps..........
I am aware that the brain is inside the skull which is inside the head, or is my knowledge of anatomy wrong all along?

My personal favorite........
Being a shopping mecca, there was a massive selection of shirts. Some hip, some cool, some ghastly, some unique, and then there's.........................

A shirt with an angel print: Look at me, I'm an ANGLE (huh??? right, obtuse, acute????)
A shirt with a cowgirl: TEXAX Girl

D & G: Dolce & Gabbaa

Black shirt with hot pink letters: BOLLSHIT

(to be continued.........)