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If you are a guy, and for some reason someone happens to call you a DORK, shouldn't you feel complimented??? After all, a dork is "a whale's penis". Then you must be one big, I mean lucky man. wink wink

Botox ba kamo??? Botulinum toxin. It can cause muscle paralysis, drooping eyelids, allergic reactions, inability to close the eyes, botulinum poisoning (it is a neurotoxin produced by bacteria after all), paralysis of the wrong muscle group, to name a few. I even once heard that it is the same type of bacteria found in a rat's testicles. Why the hell would you want the same bacteria from a rat's testicle injected into your face???

Will you stop calling it LIQUID PAPER! Liquid nga siya pero hindi siya paper. It's correction fluid, shungak.

Flavored water??? I like water simply because it tastes like, well, WATER. Zero calories, zero carbs, zero flavor. If I wanted my water flavored, then don't you think I'd rather get juice instead???



What do you think???