Me Oh, My Oh, on vertically challenged hunks (daw)..........

I've said it before and I'll say it again. I do not watch local television. No, I'm not trying to be unpatriotic at lalong hindi ako nagpapa sosi, it's just that I do not find it entertaining. Never have, never will, NEVAH! I've tried, many times over, but no matter how hard I try, if only for our Inang Bayan, talagang hindi ako na eentertain, hindi talaga! So stop asking me why kainis.

While channel surfing 2 days ago, I was reminded why I hated it in the first place. I see this former child star dancing on tv. As if that's not enough aba nag break dancing pa. He's doing it to promote his very own dance album. By the way, he's considered an up ang coming hunk. By whom, I have no idea, they probably have severe sight (or preference/taste) problems. According to Mr. Webster a hunk is a muscular, well-built man. How can you be called a hunk if you're a grown man and you measure less than 5'5"??? No matter how gwapo you are, I don't think so. Take me for example, at 5'1" I consider myself petite, in Tagalog, pandak, bansot. BUT, BUT, BUT, enter a woman's beauty arsenal - the high heel. Being petite, I own a lot of high-heeled shoes, the highest being more than 5 inches. So if I wear my heels around short guys mukha na akong matangkad baka mag abot pa ang height namin mwahaha. But the same standard does not apply to guys as the highest elevated/elevator shoes I know are about 2 inches only, well at least the natural looking ones. Stick to acting hijo. Please stop bombarding us with your so-called dancing hunks, they look more like swaying hobbits. Sama mo si Frodo Baggins at Samwise Gamgee para masaya mwahahaha.


Speaking of vertically challenged hunks(??!), what do women see in this noontime host??? He's not handsome, he's not even cute, ke liit liit pa niya. I saw him with his gang of alalays/friends/whoever thay are, in person sometime ago at Rustan's with my Nanay Cora, who wanted to run towards him and hug him. I was with my other siblings as well and we went running straight to the nearest escalator. Kidding aside, he's looks really nice and sweet, but pogi, no friggin' way. He has stringed so many women, most of whom are really, really gorgeous, and tall may I add. What is it that you see in him that we don't??? I'm sure it's not money either since he has also hooked up with moneyed women and besides I don't think he's that rich. Baka magaling??? Mag host, you dirty, dirty minds mwahaha.

Hay naku, all this blogging is bringing out the inner

in me. I have relinquished my throne (well, at least wearing this shirt) more than 2 years ago since I started believing in the law of attraction. All this blogging is unleashing her again. Or maybe it's just the hormones. For some reason, my pills don't seem to be doing the trick. I've been moody lately and I swear I have no libido. But heck no, I'm not being apologetic, I meant every word I said. If any of the people mentioned above get to read my post, don't you dare throw rocks at me, baka tamaan kayo ng heels ko mwahaha.